Hey!!!

Long time!

So, summary of events!

(Not that I just got back from Japan or anything! I wish!)

( So Tokyo. Ah, Tokyo! Absolutely amazing! )
So to sum up, I know nothing of the Imperial Palace or Tokyo Dome (I know! I fail life!), but I do know Shibuya and Harajuku like the back of my hand! I managed to convince myself that the shopping districts would be where Kame would be hanging out at anyway :P I'll do better next time! I will stalk that beautiful boy like he's never been stalked before!!!

More details later!

Damn you computer nerds!!! And your assuming that everyone else understands you when you say stuff!!!

How the hell was I to know that all I had to do, to make the program run, is to rename the fucking file!!! I mean it would have saved a lot of time and effort if he would have just TOLD me beforehand!!!

And you know what else drives me crazy? When people ignore what I say. I mean, what the fuck is up with that?!?! I'm asking you a question for a REASON! And my "pseudo-cyber-boyfriend" aka the freaking computer nerd, doesn't seem to understand human interaction! I mean, come on!!! I know you do this day in and day out, help people with their petty computer problems, but would it kill you to have a little humour, or at the very least acknowledge that I have no idea what the FUCK you're talking about, so you should BREAK IT DOWN!!!! Not talk in minimalist nerd-speak!!!

GOD!!! And he's probably reading this as I'm typing this, because who knows what the fuck these random programs he's having me run REALLY does. I know I don't. And why is that you ask! It's because boyfriend here, won't explain the whys and whats of the matter.

And I'm exhausted. I haven't slept in two days trying to fix my laptop.

And I'm at this very moment still procrastinating packing for my flight.

That's in 5 hours.

I'm going to Tokyo BABY!!!!!

Which makes me super happy of course!

Just that I don't wanna risk any other infections to my laptop, so I'm gonna leave it behind, thus breaking the cycle of half/partial successes I've been having with my laptop.

At least I think they could be called successes... At least some of the programs are running!

Anyways!!! Be back soon, hopefully in a better mood and to a less ornery laptop, then I gotta get down to business and tell all!!

(Fuck, I'm so excited, rumor has it that Kame's face is pretty much pasted over every single flat surface in Tokyo!!!!)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE!

So yeah, I'm not dead...!

I've actually been home for a while now, Seoul was FABULOUS, thanks for asking!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much to say!!!

But!

( I gotta get some random bitching and complaining to do first, so bear with me! )

More to come, I swear!!! South Korea's WAY too exciting to NOT write about!

I've spent so much time rearranging that my fingers don't even work properly anymore!!!

It's total trials and tribulations to even type, yah?

So I'm not even close to being done, but I need a break! I am SOOOO forgetting something important!

Got the tweezers though!

At least I won't be scaring the children with my man!beast!brows while I'm away!



See you in a month!



^_______________^

( I'm utterly, utterly exhausted. )
My poor back. My poor heart. My poor, mistreated SOUL!

I am way too cute to feel this shitty.

*attempting for the nth time to go to sleep*

*sigh*

DAMN YOU!!!

*shaking my fist at some elusive entity that cannot be identified*

So, have you met me?

I'm absolute crap at doing the things I say I'm going to do. If you haven't noticed.

Forget London.

Hello Seoul.

EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *super excited*

Leaving in less that two weeks, gonna be done with my last final in a few days, and just the thought of stalking Korean pop idols through the streets of SEOUL should make everything A-awesome.

And it is!

Just, just that I'm going to be missing out!!!!! *WAILS*

I''m gonna be missing The Stills AND Joel Plaskett this summer!!!!

MOTHER-EFFER!!! This sucks!!! Balls!!!

So now I'm torn between prancing down the streets with banners and ribbons because 'I'll be in SEOUL, baby!' and pouting/sulking in the corner because in my list of top ten things I wanna do before I die is marry Joel Plaskett. And The Stills. In three month intervals.

*sigh*

Oh, KAT-TUN!

You never cease to make make me laugh with your unintelligible English, which is pure LOVE, I assure you, your crap dancing and imagined sexiness!

...I'm a fan, I swear!!

*titters some more*

In regards to KAT-TUN's PV of "One Drop" which I have FINALLY gotten around to watching:

( BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!111 )

LOVE LOVE KAME! LOVE KOKI!

Edit: So in re-reading this, I realize that I sound like a total jerk in regards to Ueda. My bad. I realize the guy can't help appearing how he... appears...? I'm sure he's a wonderfully Fun guy! Off camera. *cough* Well, I like his smile, and he looks good in glasses! And, and, I generally like his style. Except his shoes. His boots are normally cute, but his shoes...

"I do not sit at home with the pause button on Colin Firth in clingy pants"

Really? Because I TOTALLY do!!!

EEEEEEEEHEHEHEHE!!! *feeling very naughty*

I am completely in love with Lost in Austen!!!

They, whoever "They" are, aired the first episodes in North America recently and OMG!!! super exciting!

It's about modern, everyday Pride and Prejudice lover, Amanda Price, being dumped in Jane Austen's P&P world, in place of dear Lizzie Bennet and what happens there after!

So after watching the first two episodes, I freaked out and proceeded to watch the rest online, and HOLY MOTHER!!! It's outrageous!

I'm all like screaming at the screen, and freaking out and omg, is this what P&P would be like with out its heroine Elizabeth Bennet??!?

Overall, I really, really like it! It's pretty frickin' crazy!

And I never thought it possible, but Mr. Collins in this mini series, is even more gross than in the novel AND the movie. Put together. *shudder*

Time is a really funny thing.

I don't understand it at all.

Growth, another thing I can't seem to wrap my mind around.

( One would think that the two would have a pretty solid correlation together, hey? )

So now I'm hideously embarrassed and mortified at myself. Absolutely mortified.

*holds head in hands*

I like Kings of Leon.

There is just something about the lead singers voice that makes my heart ache. I love singing along, their songs just calls for putting all your feeling into it, and I like that!

So I was listening to the radio recently, and did anyone know that Kings of Leon is made up of family members? Three brothers, and one cousin.

My mind automatically jumps to "like the Jonas Brothers?" LAME!!!

I mean I DO like Kings of Leon, really! It's just kind of weird! I just can't imagine ever touring, or hooking up with groupies, or any of that fun stuff you have carte blanche to do when you're in a band, while random family members are floating around!

I mean, how AWKWARD is it to be singing about your sex being on fire along side your SIBLINGS!?

Some things are just not meant to be part of Family Fun Time.

Or maybe I'm just a total prude. Still, *imagines such a situation* ... *shudders*

It's probably different for guys. Or people that are more open about their sex lives with their families...

Considering that I secretlylike the idea of certain Japanese Idols Making Out, I clearly do not fall into THAT category!

^______________^

Well, in June anyway!

But I am SO EXCITED!!!!

I've been so grouchy lately, thinking that I can't afford to go on a trip this year, but looks like the fates are smiling at me now!
( I must have done something good this year! )

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

So I totally know that your birthday was actually YESTERDAY, but due to circumstances beyond my control I went to bed at 730pm... I was tired OKAY!, I missed out on the chance to wish you happy b-day, but late is better than never, right?

ANYWAYS!!!

So, Love you lots!

I just wanna start with a few apologies, I'm like the worst stalker ever! And I call myself a fangirl! For shame!

This year I shall endeavor to be more devout in your religion, because as any self-respecting fangirl knows, Kame!Fan is more than just a three syllable word (it's a word?), it's a way of life!

And I have been ever so remiss in my work!

So!

( In no particular order, I plan this year to: )

LOVE YOU, BEAUTIFUL BOY!!!!

*big, wet, squishy, muah*

*MUAHMUAHMUAH*

WHAT THE SHIT?!?!?!? WTF?!?!?!?!

MY LIFE AS I KNOW IT IS NOW OVER!!!!

EVERYTHING I'VE EVER KNOWN TO BE TRUE, IS ACTUALLY A CRUEL LIE!!!!

So I just found out that the dude that plays Robinson Crusoe on "Crusoe" does NOT actually have an English accent!!! He's AMERICAN!!!!

ARGH!!!! THE DECEPTION, OH THE DECEPTION!!!!!!!!!!!

How will I ever live with myself?!!? My dream man, with the beautiful body, actually has a boring AMERICAN accent!!!

INCONCEIVABLE!!!

...

Although he IS pretty freakin' HOT!!! I think I could learn to forgive and forget...

*fans self*

I mean, with this to look forward to every week, how can I not...

*bites thumb HARD*

You know what I don't get?

What is up with people needing to be constantly connected with everyone?

...Kay, I don't think I phrased that correctly...

WHATEVER!

*jumps on soapbox*

What the hell is this 'twitter' bullshit I keep hearing about?!?!

( I mean is it really necessary for people to know what I'm doing at this very second, every second of my day? )

I make no sense!

*runs and go hides under a rock*

*peeks out from rock*

You know what else I don't like?

Foaming hand soap!!!

What does it say about us, as a society, that we've gotten so lazy that we can't even be bothered to physically foam up our hand soap?!?!

And I feel that my hands aren't as clean if the soap's already 'pre-foamed'! There's less rubbing!!!

...

*EEEEEEEEEEEE*

O-M-G!!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD LOOKING!!!!

Okay, okay!

*deep slow breathes*

Trailer for the Korean live action, "Antique Bakery"...

*breathe speeds up*

!!!!!!!!

So hot! Who the hell is this random?!?! I've been trolling google like crazy, and I can't find any mention of who this white guy is!!!

I know nothing about him, but he is the star of all my fantasies! Just seeing him for those brief 4 (non-consecutive) seconds has my heart fluttering like a little school girl!!

Oh dear!

But in any case!

Question: Why is it that talking about the weather is considered 'small talk' and should therefore only be used in awkward situations?

The weather is super important! And note worthy! I refuse to categorize it in the realm of 'subjects that should only be referred to when there is nothing better to talk about'!!!

I mean, for example: Since when the hell did winter only last a measly, mere month in CANADA?!?!

MADNESS!!!

What is going on?!?!

Not that all is green and warm and sprouting flowers everywhere, but the sun IS shining!

It's so weird! I'm used to waking up (in winter) to a black sky, having it not lighten up till about 10am~ish, then having it go all dark by like 4pm; but today, when I came from the train station, the sky was totally bright! And it was only 8am!!!

MADNESS!

It's only the beginning of February for goodness sake! Is this what global warming has done to us?!?!

So the snow's totally melting, it's slushy and gross, and the slushy and grossness has frozen over and turned to ice, which makes it super hard to walk without slipping like every other step, and I DON'T LIKE IT!!!

It must seriously suck to be the post man! (Well fine, post PERSON to be PC and all!)

*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!! Metric is un-freaking-believable, live!!!!

BEST CONCERT EVER!!!!!

My goodness! If you've never seen Metric live, then you haven't LIVED!

Emily Haines is SOOOOO cute!!!

She's so freaking bouncy, and so full of energy! She MUST be on crack or something, I don't know how she manages to be so upbeat, jumping all over the place and not even sound out of breathe!!!

Emily Haines is also surprisingly ditzy on stage! Talking all about peace and love and living the rock and roll dream!!! How adorable!

Like, a few years ago, she forgot the words to "Stadium Love" and when she was singing it tonight, she referred to that time and told us all to sing along just in case! What a cutie!

And don't get me started on James Shaw's guitar! What that boy does is pure MAGIC!!! And when they do acoustic!! *dies*

Metric did a lot of brand new songs from their upcoming album! AMAZING!!! I'm really looking forward to it!

But when they played the oldies!!! *SCREAM MY LITTLE HEART OUT*

I actually flipped out when they played "Combat Baby"! It felt like all my dreams came true!

*shivers*

Tokyo Police Club was pretty good too! They're super cute!

And I was also pleasantly surprised by The Dears too! I had no idea they were gonna be that incredible!

More later! Up super early baking so I am BUSHED! Especially since I just spent the last 4 hours jumping up and down like the crazy fangirl I am!

And looks like the world has moved on without me!!!

Countdown to what I've been up to:

7) My hair is no longer *gasp* blonde!!! I'm totally digging my new colour, but blondes really DID have more fun!

6) I saw that I (unbelievably) scored a A on my anatomy exam (the one that I finished in 20mins cuz I was so freaked out I didn't know anything, then peaced out early to go eat East Indian food) and had been waiting for the big "Just kidding! Haha! Fooled you! You FAIL" and it finally happened! Due to using the wrong answer key (although that STILL make no sense to me, how the hell does everyone's marks DROP from using the RIGHT answer key?!?) the first time around everyone's exams had to be re-marked. I actually got a B-, which is a lot better than I was expecting the first time around, but COME ON!!! Don't give me a rocking grade and then TAKE IT AWAY!!!! I haven't told anyone due to shame, I'm an insufferable boaster. Serves me right. *sigh*

5) I STILL haven't watched the last two episodes of America's Next Model. I lost the will after my Marjorie got kicked off. What can I say? I like my women pale and frail! ^________^

4) OH! Speaking of things that break my heart!!! Kendra, Bridget AND Holly all left Heff!!! WTF?!?! Holly, the love of my life is dating Criss Angel?!?! And Kendra's engaged to a football player?!?! What the hell!! What happened to my Girls Next Door!!!! *bawls*

3) Now this may or may not be an upside, I can't decide yet, but I think I may of made friends with my bus driver. It's cool cuz he's the super nice type that wishes everyone a nice day and all, but I value my quiet time on my bus rides and would prefer to be left alone... God! I'm such a jerk!

2) I FINALLY got a chance to watch that little clip of Kame MODELING!!! *EEEEEEEEEEEE* What a cutie! And due to my weird ability to make random connections that don't really connect, I've found out that I really AM destined to meet Kame because *drumroll* the song that was playing while Kame sashayed down the runway was remixed by one of my favorite artists!!! MSTRKRFT!!!! AND!!! They are coming to my city to do a show in December, so CLEARLY something wonderful is brewing in me and Kame's future! It's fate!

1) Also in relation to my favorite cutie.... Kame's doing a new drama in January to do with WINE!!! A-awesome! I'm a total beer girl, especially after Copenhagen and Munich, but I got of lots of love for wine and like to play the connoisseur! AND it's doesn't seem like it'll be a romance! YES! So two of my fave things, Kame and wine, can life get any better?!?!

PEACE!!!!!!!!

Gosh darn it!

I never answer the door, or the phone, I do dislike being disturbed!

The ONE time I do!!! ARGH! Some old dude bearing *shudders* the Word of God.

Now, no offense of anything, believe what you will! It's just NOBODY interrupts my Munich!Marzipan induced orgasm for anything! Goodness!

So here I am, dazed and confused, crazy blond bed-head (because why brush your hair if you don't have to?), wearing my Molson Canadian "You Have to Feel This Fabric" sleeping shirt, ENTIRELY inappropriate for engaging in a conversation about "our good Lord" or whatever. Why do I have to be so polite?!?!?

What makes this worse is that old dude is apparently my neighbour! Who's gonna come back and quiz me in a few days about what I've learned, after consulting the Bible like a good little Christian. Which I'm NOT btw. ARGH! It's gonna be so hard to avoid him if he's my neighbour! Come and check on me, what are you? My mom?!?!

Man, I only opened my door because I thought it might be my lashes coming in! Darn my vanity!

AND, AND! My internal speakers on my laptop don't work! (Not that these two events are in any way related, but still sucks!) Which means I cannot hear the melodious sound of my voice syncronizing (quite perfectly if I may say so myself!) with Anthony Kiedis' on a regular basis! Do you know what happens if I don't get my daily dose of Chili Peppers?!?! Bad things, that's what!

Thank goodness my local radio station occasionally does me right!

*curls up in a little ball*

I don't know why I always do this to myself!

I like scary movies. I like being scared. Freaky, I know. But I'm not too fond of watching them by myself, which is what I always end up doing, because no one else I know like scary movies!

So here I am, all bundled up, sitting in front of my laptop, holding myself. Basking in the aftermath. *shivers*

I just finished watching "Rule #1", a ghost movie I just randomly picked up the last time I was at one of those cheap Chinese movie places, you know, the ones where you can buy the latest boot-legged copy of "Heroes" or the like.

Chinese ghost movies are SO much scarier than their western counterparts! Freaky, freaky!

Yeah, so I like being scared, but it's still a little unnerving screaming by myself in an empty room... or is it? *shriek* O______O

Actually the movie wasn't as scary as I thought it was going to be!

...No, no it was pretty darn scary! And I'm super jumpy! I'm probably gonna have nightmares for the next month! Nice. It was just a lot more... tragic than I expected it to be.

Excuse me while I hold myself and rock back and forth in the corner while casting suspicious glances behind me every few seconds... For the next few days...

I think I might have to move to Japan!

The feeling of superiority is too rich, I don't know if I could give it up!

Just came back from a mini road-trip this weekend, to Banff, a seriously cute, all Canadian little tourist town. Also the STD capital of Canada.

...Or so I've heard...*raised eyebrow*

Hey, just helping the statistics limp along! *harumph* We're just really friendly people!

( Who have a lot love to give! *wink* )
Or I'll just go back to Banff! Climb a mountain, soak in hot springs, eat a caribou! BOO YAH!